Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Wasabi Peanuts


I loves them.

First its all like OW OW OW EYEs! NOSE!! ARGHHHHHHH!! The PAIN the Hideous HIDEOUS PAIN! My tongue........its dying OH GOD THE HuMaNiTY

then its like mmmm delicious ...Moar!

then its all like OW OW OW EYEs! NOSE!! ARGHHHHHHH!! The PAIN the Hideous HIDEOUS PAIN! My tongue........its dying OH GOD THE HuMaNiTY, why oh why didn't I learn the first time!

then its like mmmm delicious ...Moar!

thens its all like OW OW OW EYEs! NOSE!! ARGHHHHHHH!! The PAIN the Hideous HIDEOUS PAIN! My tongue........its dying OH GOD THE HuMaNiTY, why oh why didn't I learn the second time! I AM a MorAN!

repeat. with beers.

Sunday, October 05, 2008

things that grate my nerves

People who talk to themselves.

Not just once or twice a day, but constantly, narrating their whole life.

People who whistle, hum, sing, tap things all the time.

Not just every now and then, but constantly filling the silence.

I sometimes wonder if these people are afraid of silence, if perhaps they have an evil interior monologue that tells them nasty things, or are their heads otherwise empty.